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Junhee slowly stops chewing her gum, snapping it between her teeth while trying to think of something proper to say. “No, but… Did you know that vending machines kill more people than sharks every year?”

          Luhan blinked a few times, surprised that the woman had some sort of comeback for him, and a wide smile spread across his lips. “No, I didn’t. That was a really good one… let me think about another one.” He paused for a moment, inhaling slowly to gather his thoughts, trying to remember another small fact, and he nodded once when one came to mind.

“Did you know that the mask worn by Michael Myers in the original “Halloween” was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white?”

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